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The Sleeping Beanie Castle attraction, generously considered to be the worst recent attraction at Disneyland
Sleeping Beanie Castle
November 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Sleeping Beanie Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with dioramas of sights and sounds from the Sleeping Beanie motion picture. Keep an eye out for ravens and additional surprises!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an animated maid.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, unstopable hotness, androgynous clothing, or chin, fingernail, bowel, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's interior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the safe vehicle.
- After being left shut for months, this attraction's show building was found to be full of Democrats.
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