Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
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Slapping Beauty Castle
November 13, 2000
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Within Slapping Beauty Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with rough sketches of characters from the Slapping Beauty cartoon. Watch out for drunken former cast members and even more startlements!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
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