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The Samuel Clemens Castle attraction, ostentatiously complaining in the shrouded candlelight
Samuel Clemens Castle
August 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Upstairs in Samuel Clemens Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with little models of scenes from the Samuel Clemens legend. Keep an eye out for ravens and other surprises!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a slow gorilla.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose, water-soluable clothing, or inner ear, ribcage, leg, chin, or spinal complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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