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Barbie's acorn-Googling photo of Rocketeer Castle
April 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in Rocketeer Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with panoramas of events from the Rocketeer autobiography. Watch out for drunken former cast members and other shocks!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and quit.
- Before experiencing this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Pregnant scientists should not ride.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction's queue actually is hidden under the river.
- After being ignored for decades, this attraction's undeveloped area was found to be full of Twilight vampires.
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