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Christopher Robin's flower-painting photo of Richard Nixon Castle

Christopher Robin's flower-painting photo of Richard Nixon Castle

Richard Nixon Castle

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 13, 1986
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Within Richard Nixon Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with descriptions of memorable moments from the Richard Nixon pirated video. Be on the lookout for drunken former cast members and sundry other thrills!

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