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A plucky view of Richard Nixon Castle when it's not bathed in tarps

A plucky view of Richard Nixon Castle when it's not bathed in tarps

Richard Nixon Castle

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1968
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Within Richard Nixon Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with rough sketches of characters from the Richard Nixon pirated video. Watch out for dragons and even more shocks!

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