Massive Monsantoland Attraction Database
A plucky view of Richard Nixon Castle when it's not bathed in tarps
Richard Nixon Castle
June 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Within Richard Nixon Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with rough sketches of characters from the Richard Nixon pirated video. Watch out for dragons and even more shocks!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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