Massive Hookland Attraction Database
The Richard Nixon Castle attraction at dusk
Richard Nixon Castle
February 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Within Richard Nixon Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with holograms of scenes from the Richard Nixon cartoon. Keep an eye out for evil witches and similar doohickeys!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for immature chickens.
- Annoyance may occur.
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