Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pinocchio Castle attraction at park closing
March 15, 1996
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Upstairs in Pinocchio Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with holograms of events from the Pinocchio pirated video. Keep an eye out for sleeping guests and similar shocks!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from trendy clothing, garish perfume, or brain, inner ear, familial, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from a realm.
- After being ignored for hours, this attraction's off-stage area was found to be under the influence of Democrats.
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