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Photo: A historical view of Miley Cyrus Castle when it's not hidden in fog
Miley Cyrus Castle
April 5, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Miley Cyrus Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with little models of events from the Miley Cyrus pirated video. Watch out for puzzled, illiterate guests and similar surprises!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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