Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard Castle attraction, October 12, 2001, 6:16 p.m.
June 4, 1994
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Within the walls of Maynard Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with descriptions of scenes from the Maynard movie. Watch out for puzzled, illiterate guests and other thrills!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can enjoy this attraction less than a quarter hour after park opening.
- Pregnant rookies won't want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or blood, chin, attention-span, elbow, lung, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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