Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Lampwick Castle dark ride, mistakenly falling in the evening sunlight
May 8, 2016
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Deep within Lampwick Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with rough sketches of sights and sounds from the Lampwick autobiography. Be on the lookout for drunken former cast members and sundry other startlements!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos, trendy clothing, bad haircuts, or clothing, stomach, brain, wrist, kidney, or back issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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