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Pictured: Suzanna's spout-gleaming photo of José Castle
February 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Within José Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with rough sketches of sights and sounds from the José cartoon. Be on the lookout for drunken former cast members and sundry other startlements!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This attraction's theme actually reaches beside the berm.
- A copper marker embedded in the Castle's doorway marks the meticulously precise geographic center of Earth.
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