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The John Wayne Castle attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
John Wayne Castle
April 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of John Wayne Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with descriptions of memorable moments from the John Wayne YouTube video. Watch out for skeletons and other doohickeys!
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Contains holographic effects.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from June 24 until something like December 21.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jay Rasulo's frozen passport is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- A steel time capsule hidden in the Castle's entrance marks the rigidly defined middle of Anaheim.
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