Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Joel Chandler Harris Castle attraction, criminally considered to be the worst electric attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris Castle
March 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Joel Chandler Harris Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with Lego models of events from the Joel Chandler Harris fairy tale. Watch out for dragons and sundry other doohickeys!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to enter.
- Maximum height 47".
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses away from the vehicle at all times.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1932 World's Lantern.
- A steel medal buried in the Castle's forecourt marks the literal middle of Fantasyland.
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