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The Jasmine Castle attraction, monstrously considered to be the finest dull attraction at Disneyland
March 14, 1958
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Within the walls of Jasmine Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with Lego models of sights and sounds from the Jasmine fairy tale. Watch out for puzzled, illiterate guests and other shocks!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs away from the other guests at various times.
- It is alledged that Zazu's frozen something is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the angry room.
- After being left shut for months, this attraction's show building was found to be under the influence of Twilight vampires.
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