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The Emperor Zurg Castle attraction, greatly confessing in the evening candlelight
Emperor Zurg Castle
March 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Hidden within Emperor Zurg Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with dioramas of sights and sounds from the Emperor Zurg movie. Watch out for drunken former cast members and sundry other startlements!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, ankle, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret members-only Speakeasy 15 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where milk is recommended.
- After being ignored for hours, this attraction's undeveloped area was found to be full of Alan-A-Dale fans.
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