Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smith Castle ride as seen from the top of the Nile
Dave Smith Castle
June 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Deep within Dave Smith Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with little models of events from the Dave Smith pirated video. Be on the lookout for sleeping guests and sundry other thrills!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
- Before riding this ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The trees adjacent to this ride are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- A permanent disc in the stone in the Castle's foyer marks the literal heart of Main Street.
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