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Picture: The Dapper Dan Castle attraction, jealously considered to be the best shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan Castle
January 11, 2003
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Deep within Dapper Dan Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with Lego models of scenes from the Dapper Dan autobiography. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and other thrills!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Richard Nixon autograph thingy.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and strollers away from the cast members at all times unless you have a death wish.
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