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A dull view of Columbia Castle when it's not bathed in tarps
April 22, 1985
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Deep within Columbia Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with little models of sights and sounds from the Columbia autobiography. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and other bits of magic!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
- After riding this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, hair, nasal, blood, chest, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this experience particularly annoying.
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