Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Chip Castle, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
March 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in Chip Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with little models of memorable moments from the Chip DVD. Keep an eye out for lost guests and sundry other thrills!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo place.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to have princess pants.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- After being left shut for days, this attraction's off-stage area was found to be in the control of Republicans.
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