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Chip Castle, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
January 15, 1997
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in Chip Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with holograms of memorable moments from the Chip animated feature. Keep an eye out for puzzled, illiterate guests and other shocks!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Spooky Host") are able to get stuck on this attraction as much as an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
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