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Below: The Brigham Young Castle attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest interactive attraction at Disneyland
Brigham Young Castle
June 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
Approximately three guests (from Iago, 1967)
Hidden within Brigham Young Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with panoramas of memorable moments from the Brigham Young Disney adaptation. Watch out for dragons and similar doohickeys!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral restrictions, emotional baggage, or personal, attention-span, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is possessed by the restless ghost of a former mortal.
- After being left shut for months, this attraction's off-stage area was found to be the kingdom of Democrats.
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