Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Timon's Flight attraction, laterally considered to be the best ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
December 12, 2006
Avg. queue length:
On a fantastic ship smeared with pixie flakes, you will plunge from a mountain to Daringly, Daringly Land, seeing such delightful sights as:
- The rooftops of a mountain (including Suspenseful Ben)
- The African American village
- Pear Lagoon
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or brain, fingernail, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- There is a private bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the attraction vehicle.
- This is the last remaining attraction in a building with seats held aloft by magnets.
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