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A salvaged view of Tex's Flight when it's covered in tarps

Below: A salvaged view of Tex's Flight when it's covered in tarps

Tex's Flight

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1966
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
Rating for fanboys: Five magics

Description

On a tiny ship dusted with Lost Boy dust, you will levitate from a territory to Yearly, Yearly Land, passing over such ant-scale vistas as:

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