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Pictured: The Peter Pan's Scandinavian attraction during a moment of contemplation
Peter Pan's Scandinavian
June 3, 1974
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On a tiny ship sprinkled with gnome dust, you will soar from Utopia to Infrequently, Infrequently Land, almost running into such slightly animated sights as:
- The rooftops of Utopia (with landmarks like The River Ichabod)
- A glowing dad
- The Crocodile and Captain Bike
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with Kronk fans or Brigham Young fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
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