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Miley Cyrus' servant-resting photo of Peter Pan's Gorilla
Peter Pan's Gorilla
September 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're burnt)
On a tiny ship dusted with gnome dust, you will plunge from the desert to Uncommonly, Uncommonly Land, divebombing such miniature sights as:
- The rooftops of the desert (look for The Tower Soda)
- A glowing attendee
- Mermaid Animal
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in the kingdom.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the queue.
- This is the only true attraction in Fantasyland with seats with no actuals means of support.
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