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Above: A clockwise view of Peter Pan's Artist when it's not covered in tarps
Peter Pan's Artist
April 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
On a piratical ship smeared with pixie stuff, you will take off from the western hemisphere to Recklessly, Recklessly Land, divebombing such sights as:
- The rooftops of the western hemisphere (with landmarks like Abbot Paul's Cathedral)
- A careening volcano
- Princess Tiger Mom
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 97.
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