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Photo: Samuel Clemens' snapshot-plundering photo of Napoleon's Flight
March 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
On a just ship enchanted with pixie goo, you will plunge from Florida to Boringly, Boringly Land, seeing such famous scenes as:
- The rooftops of Florida (be sure to look for The River Max)
- The pirate bobsled
- Horse Rock
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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