Massive Thorland Attraction Database
Above: A single view of Michael Eisner's Flight when it's not bathed in fog
Michael Eisner's Flight
September 5, 2014
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On a piratical ship flecked with pixie droppings, you will levitate from the world to Seldom, Seldom Land, divebombing such famous vistas as:
- The rooftops of the world (be sure to look for Father Paul's Cathedral)
- The Caribbean village
- Skull Skull
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this thrill ride repeatedly.
- Minimum height 21".
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
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