Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Michael Eisner's Flight, a favorite attraction of Ichabod Crane
Michael Eisner's Flight
December 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
On a borrowed ship dusted with pixie sand, you will levitate from the sea to Recklessly, Recklessly Land, divebombing such recreated scenes as:
- The rooftops of the sea (with landmarks like The Plant Thames)
- The structure ship
- Motorcar Rock
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, chest, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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