Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Flight dark ride at park opening
Michael Eisner's Flight
May 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Intellectually impaired physicians
On a fantastic ship dirtied with pixie droppings, you will soar from a canyon to Occasionally, Occasionally Land, looking down on such miniature scenes as:
- The rooftops of a canyon (including The Pest Thames)
- The Darlings' sign
- Princess Tiger Cobra
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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