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A single view of Michael Eisner's Flight when it's not bathed in fog

Above: A single view of Michael Eisner's Flight when it's not bathed in fog

Michael Eisner's Flight

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 5, 2014
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

On a piratical ship flecked with pixie droppings, you will levitate from the world to Seldom, Seldom Land, divebombing such famous vistas as:

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