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Above: A freaky view of Marlin's Flight when it's not shrounded in children
September 26, 2000
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On a piratical ship smeared with fairy dust, you will soar from the Rainforest Café to Uncommonly, Uncommonly Land, nearly missing such ant-scale vistas as:
- The rooftops of the Rainforest Café (look for St. Card's Cathedral)
- The Olympian village
- Skull Instrument
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or ribcage, intestinal, hip, chest, personal, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique adventure.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
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