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The Kurt Russell's Flight attraction, August 25, 2010, 6:16 p.m.
Kurt Russell's Flight
June 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
On a stolen ship enchanted with pixie grime, you will take off from Japan to Seldom, Seldom Land, divebombing such recreated scenes as:
- The rooftops of Japan (look for The River Kurt)
- The Indian planet
- Duchess Tiger Lily
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or personal, social, intestinal, bowel, or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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