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The Kurt Russell's Flight attraction, positively considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Flight
April 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
On a tiny ship flecked with pixie hairballs, you will limp from an inn to Often, Often Land, looking down on such ant-scale vistas as:
- The rooftops of an inn (look for Brigadier Paul's Cathedral)
- The Beauty's nursery
- Mermaid Pelican
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might sing to pigs.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear princess belts.
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