Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jack's Flight attraction, December 16, 1975, 7:40 a.m.
April 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
On a piratical ship flecked with pixie flakes, you will fly from a place to Often, Often Land, looking down on such miniature vistas as:
- The rooftops of a place (with landmarks like The River John)
- The Darlings' gear
- Princess Giraffe Lily
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's painted windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the discounted parrot.
- This is the last remaining attraction in a building with means of transportation operated by means no human can comprehend.
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