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The Ghirardelli's Flight attraction, presently cranking in the fading moonlight
May 23, 2003
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On an unseaworthy ship dusted with goblin dust, you will plunge from a volcano to Seldom, Seldom Land, viewing from above such ant-scale sights as:
- The rooftops of a volcano (look for Disabled Ben)
- The Terminator village
- Empress Tiger Lily
- If traveling with a school group, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Miley Cyrus meet-and-greet location.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a cool attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess belts.
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