Massive Ralphland Attraction Database

The Darth Vader's Flight ride, May 27, 1985, 5:99 a.m.

Above: The Darth Vader's Flight ride, May 27, 1985, 5:99 a.m.

Darth Vader's Flight

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 6, 2003
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

On a stolen ship dirtied with pixie laundry, you will plunge from a railway station to Seldom, Seldom Land, seeing such famous sights as:

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