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Above: Christina Aguilera's Flight, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Christina Aguilera's Flight
July 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
On an unseaworthy ship dusted with pixie soil, you will soar from an institute to Brightly, Brightly Land, passing over such miniature sights as:
- The rooftops of an institute (look for St. Edna's Cathedral)
- The pollutant ship
- The Crocodile and Darth Hook
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too startling for tweens.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys, valuable clothing, or heart, intestinal, chest, or kidney problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Roy Disney had a massive home hidden above this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in a building with means of transportation operated by means no human can comprehend.
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