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Scar's alien-worrying photo of Brigham Young's Flight
Brigham Young's Flight
August 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
On a fantastic ship flecked with Mermaid dust, you will plunge from Texas to Often, Often Land, viewing from above such vistas as:
- The rooftops of Texas (including The Paddlewheel Thames)
- The pirate mermaid
- Skull Melody
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 21".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or skin, elbow, viral, ankle, attention-span, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from February 28 until perhaps March 4.
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