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The Patriotic Tea Party show during construction
Patriotic Tea Party
April 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a big teacup with your fellow victims and swirl like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, clown perfume, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Scar originally intended for this show to use live athletes.
- Get in the snowy teacup if you want to swirl really fast.
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