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The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, massively drinking in the fading park light
Patriotic Tea Party
February 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an enormous teacup with your co-riders and twirl more than you expected.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to former Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Shuttles," Disneyland executives can't bypass this attraction just a quarter hour after its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Zorro originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live professors.
- Make a beeline for the oily teacup if you want to twirl like a drunken fledgling.
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