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The Patriotic Tea Party attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Patriotic Tea Party
May 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a fiberglass teacup with your buds and twist at at least 176revolutions per minute.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
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