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The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, shyly entertaining in the morning candlelight
Patriotic Tea Party
November 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gigantic teacup with your buds and circle until your brain explodes.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and legs within the entangling vines at most times if you want to keep them.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the fool opened.
- Choose the green teacup if you want to circle faster than anyone else.
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