Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Patriotic Tea Party attraction during construction
Patriotic Tea Party
September 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gigantoid teacup with your fellow victims and circle as if your life depended on it.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Joe Fowler was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- Run to the Earl Grey teacup if you want to circle faster than anyone else.
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