Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only dead attraction at Disney Land
Patriotic Tea Party
June 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Board a big teacup with your co-riders and swirl until you vomit.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Minimum height 27".
- Special effects may be too boring for immature tweens.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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