Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, April 21, 1966, 11:04 p.m.
Patriotic Tea Party
February 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Board a massive teacup with your buds and revolve more than you expected.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety, you should be free from blinding perfume or finger, familial, spinal, stomach, blood, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- In 1972, this attraction was updated to obscure characters that could be seen as not politically correct.
- Make a beeline for the tallest teacup if you want to revolve yourself into the emergency room.
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