Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Patriotic Tea Party, a favorite attraction of Mater
Patriotic Tea Party
October 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Board a disconcertingly large teacup with your family and whirl until your brain explodes.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, try something that doesn't involve engineers.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction place.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains trademarked effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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