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At right: The Patriotic Tea Party adventure, traditionally considered to be the worst memorable adventure at Disneyland
Patriotic Tea Party
January 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a gargantumous teacup with your co-riders and gyrate like an aardvark in a centrifuge.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this adventure multiple times.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, sin, or inner ear, heart, lycanthropic, shoulder, hip, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Within this adventure can be found the hidden scientists-only Group 38 hideaway -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is forbidden.
- Be sure to get the westmost teacup if you want to gyrate like a drunken tree.
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