Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Tea Party attraction, automatically spinning in the afternoon moonlight
Mr. Tea Party
September 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a gigantoid teacup with your buds and whirl like a sparrow in a centrifuge.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland BFFs might try to ride this attraction as much as a minute before regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or blood, attention-span, or social issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Make sure to maintain your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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