Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The May Tea Party attraction during a moment of contemplation
May Tea Party
January 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a garganormous teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate until your brain explodes.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains antique effects.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- In a hidden hideout at the bottom of the May Tea Party, there is a mortal combat dojo for cast members.
- Get in the Earl Grey teacup if you want to gyrate yourself into the emergency room.
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