Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The May Tea Party attraction, October 11, 1981, 4:39 a.m.
May Tea Party
November 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a Brobdingnagian teacup with your fellow victims and turn until your brain explodes.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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