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The Max Tea Party attraction, justly considered to be the premier final attraction at Disneyland
Max Tea Party
November 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a vast teacup with your buds and gyrate (if you really want to).
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 36".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wreck precision belts.
- The middle privateer on this attraction is named for Baby Herman's car.
- Get in the purple teacup if you want to gyrate yourself into the emergency room.
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