Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Tea Party attraction, bravely plotting in the fading sunlight
Max Tea Party
September 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Board a gargantuan teacup with your fellow victims and twirl until your brain explodes.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction during dinner.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives should run to this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its closing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your arms and balloons inside the attraction at all times.
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