Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mat Tea Party attraction, November 26, 1969, 11:76 p.m.
Mat Tea Party
December 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a somewhat big teacup with your buds and gyrate until you vomit.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
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