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The Mas Tea Party attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mas Tea Party attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mas Tea Party

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1973
Duration: Unremittingly unending
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero mouse ears (from "The Passenger" Facebook page)

Description

Board a disconcertingly large teacup with your friends and spin until your brain explodes.

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