Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mas Tea Party attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mas Tea Party
January 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (from "The Passenger" Facebook page)
Board a disconcertingly large teacup with your friends and spin until your brain explodes.
- If you are frightened by donkeys, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or lycanthropic, familial, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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