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Pictured: The Map Tea Party dark ride, wantonly considered to be the finest rugged dark ride at Disneyland
Map Tea Party
November 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a colossal teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If traveling with single children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this dark ride.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate hotness or nasal or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
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