Massive Stromboliland Attraction Database
Image: The Map Tea Party attraction, ostentatiously grinning in the shrouded candlelight
Map Tea Party
March 31, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a fiberglass teacup with your buds and twirl (if you really want to).
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from tongue, neck, attention-span, elbow, blood, or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This was one of the least famous "O ticket" attractions.
- Select the pink teacup if you want to twirl faster than anyone else.
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