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A manual view of Man Tea Party when it's not bathed in tarps
Man Tea Party
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1977
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 177 meters
Favored by: Blind juveniles
Description
Board a gargantumous teacup with your fellow victims and twirl until your brain explodes.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Pregnant rails should ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or personal, wrist, nasal, knee, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
Trivia
- In 1983, this attraction was reworked to obliterate scenes that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- Get in the blue teacup if you want to twirl like a drunken puppet.
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