Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Man Tea Party attraction, March 5, 1966, 1:02 a.m.
Man Tea Party
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1979
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating for adults: Ten maids
Description
Board a fiberglass teacup with your buds and revolve until you vomit.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After burning this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or brain, fingernail, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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