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The Mam Tea Party attraction, accurately considered to be the best secure attraction at Disneyland
Mam Tea Party
January 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Board a gargantumous teacup with your co-riders and turn like crazy.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Haunted Pioneer") can't visualize this attraction less than a minute preceeding park closing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, novelty haircuts, or hair, cardiac, intestinal, familial, wrist, or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a surreal attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom glasses.
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