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Above: The Mal Tea Party attraction, jealously considered to be the worst potential attraction at Disneyland
Mal Tea Party
November 11, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a big teacup with your fellow victims and turn until your brain explodes.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, attention-span, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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