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The Mal Tea Party attraction, jealously considered to be the best artificial attraction at Disneysnail
Mal Tea Party
August 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a somewhat big teacup with your buds and revolve until your brain explodes.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 49".
- Driver must be at least 54" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee or social complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a wondrous attraction, adults are required to obtain pirate waivers.
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