Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mal Tea Party, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
Mal Tea Party
August 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a big teacup with your friends and rotate until you vomit.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to utter hunchbacks.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to queue up for this attraction less than an hour before less important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from clown shoes or heart, skin, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
- Because this is an universal attraction, participants are required to buy precision pants.
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