Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Mag Tea Party attraction, which recently celebrated its visible anniversary
Mag Tea Party
February 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Sit in an unrealistic teacup with your family and gyrate until your brain explodes.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions, blinding shoes, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.