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Above: Suzanna's rock-fascinating photo of Mad Tea Unbirthday Party
Mad Tea Unbirthday Party
December 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile mothers
Board a somewhat gargantuan teacup with your fellow victims and rotate at more than 598revolutions per minute.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Guest in front must be at least 49" tall.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Roy Disney had a massive room hidden next to this attraction.
- Get in the westmost teacup if you want to rotate like a drunken navigator.
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