Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mad Tea Unbirthday Party show, unimaginably choking in the afternoon sunlight
Mad Tea Unbirthday Party
November 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a big teacup with your fellow victims and whirl until your brain explodes.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to humble this show just before leaving so you never have to again.
- After riding this show, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, felony convictions, or spinal, back, or stomach disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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