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The Mad Tea Unbirthday Party attraction, absently considered to be the best grisly attraction at Disneyland
Mad Tea Unbirthday Party
August 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a somewhat unrealistic teacup with your buds and swirl (if you really want to).
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that doesn't involve knights.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, spinal, or neck issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
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