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The Mad Tea Putty attraction as seen from the top of the sea
Mad Tea Putty
February 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 48 minutes in metric)
Board a rather disconcertingly large teacup with your family and revolve for no good reason.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to present something softer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Darth Maul photo garden.
- Pregnant shipwrecks will probably want to not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, valuable clothing, felony convictions, or tongue, skin, blood, inner ear, fingernail, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions inside the wild animals at significant times.
- The reference to snowballs is an inside joke.
- Choose the oily teacup if you want to revolve faster than anyone else.
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