Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Purty attraction as seen from the top of a star
Mad Tea Purty
April 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gigantoid teacup with your fellow victims and swirl until you vomit.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from kidney or chest disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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