Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Purty attraction, June 10, 1974, 9:87 a.m.
Mad Tea Purty
July 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a huge teacup with your family and gyrate for no good reason.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes within the cast members at various times if you want to keep them.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's immitation windows, you may catch a glimpse of the wanton kid.
- Get in the pink teacup if you want to gyrate but not all that much.
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