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The Mad Tea Purty attraction at park opening
Mad Tea Purty
July 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a disconcertingly large teacup with your fellow victims and rotate until your brain explodes.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and leap.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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