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The Mad Tea Petty attraction, December 24, 2013, 5:46 p.m.
Mad Tea Petty
October 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a rather oversize teacup with your fellow victims and twirl like a maniac.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction after lunch.
- After stretching this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or skin, elbow, hair, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In a secret hideout at the high point of the Mad Tea Petty, there is a snake-charming video game for lost children.
- Be sure to get the steaming teacup if you want to twirl like a drunken villain.
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