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Dewey's instruction-worrying photo of Mad Tea Patty
Mad Tea Patty
January 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an overhuge teacup with your fellow victims and revolve like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
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