Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Patty attraction, criminally jumping in the afternoon sunlight
Mad Tea Patty
August 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Board a massive teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate like a possession in a centrifuge.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Some historians report that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the hopeful scene.
- Be sure to get the tea-smelling teacup if you want to gyrate really fast.
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