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The Mad Tea Patty dark ride, January 21, 1975, 4:45 p.m.
Mad Tea Patty
April 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a gigantic teacup with your fellow victims and twirl more than you expected.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or hip or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair thunder storms, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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