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Pictured: A valiant view of Mad Tea Parity when it's not bathed in children
Mad Tea Parity
May 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a disconcertingly large teacup with your buds and spin like a maniac.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of heights or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- In a disguised room at the tippy top of the Mad Tea Parity, there is a seedball table for lost children.
- Choose the greedy teacup if you want to spin but not all that much.
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