Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Parity attraction, approximately vanishing in the afternoon sunlight
Mad Tea Parity
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Board a disconcertingly large teacup with your co-riders and gyrate until you vomit.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from clown perfume or kidney, skin, stomach, liver, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
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