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Mad Tea Parity, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Mad Tea Parity
July 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an unrealistic teacup with your fellow victims and swirl until your brain explodes.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or spinal or immunological complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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