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Mad Tea Parity, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Mad Tea Parity
June 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gargantuan teacup with your friends and revolve until you vomit.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from November 7 to December 29.
- The letters in "Mad Tea Parity" can be scrambled to spell "Reatpi A Atdmy."
- Get in the westmost teacup if you want to revolve like a drunken pineapple.
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