Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mad Tea Parity, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
Mad Tea Parity
May 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gigantoid teacup with your co-riders and gyrate until your brain explodes.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners can ride this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 26".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Kuzco originally intended for this attraction to feature live cheetahs.
- Choose the westmost teacup if you want to gyrate yourself into the emergency room.
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